therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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