I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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