so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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