I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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