just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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