just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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