Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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