I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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