Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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