she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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