i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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