Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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