Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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