i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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