So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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