FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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