I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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