people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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