No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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