lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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