I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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