Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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