People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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