dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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