At least make sure they are 18
Why
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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