please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You need a sexual gate keeper
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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