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(914): View more from New York

i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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(251): View more from Alabama

I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party

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(647): View more from Ontario

You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost

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(516): View more from New York

and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me

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(613): View more from Ontario

I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..

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