Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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