pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Dick very happy bro
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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