So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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