But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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