I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Alive.
So much puke
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
