Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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