I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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