No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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