: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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