just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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