I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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