Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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