are you still at the devil's house?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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