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(734): View more from Michigan

Got a toothbrush?

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(416): View more from Ontario

She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.

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(253): View more from Washington

oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.

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I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.

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(727): View more from Florida

I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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(512): View more from Texas

honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

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(775): View more from Nevada

Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent

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(801): View more from Utah

I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face

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