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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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