My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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