using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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