i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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