I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
if only i could text you this smell
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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