And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
