Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My vagina just recognized that song.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
