is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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