i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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